40 Reasons its Great to be a Girl

1.We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks. 

2.Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm. 

3.Yea- PMS stinks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week. 

4.If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat. 

5.We get the bigger apartment on Friends. 

6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff. 

7.We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us. 

8. We don't have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt) 

9. We get flowers from guys!! 

10. We don't have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough.

11. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks. 

12. We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!) 

13. Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it! 

14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are. 

15. We don't have to wear tuxedos to the prom. 

16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us. 

17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are. 

18. We don't have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there. 

19. That special bond we have with our moms-some day. 

20. We don't feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play. 

21. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy. 

22. We give really really good advice. 

23. On TV. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers. 

24. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly. 

25. Bevis and Butt-Head aren't funny. 

26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about you. 

27. We don't have to sit on our wallets. 

28. And our wallets have a place for change. 

29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center. 

30. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people. 

31. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young. 

32. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie. 

33. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true. 

34. We don't have to stuff boxers in our jeans. (How can that be comfortable?) 

35. Female pro athletes aren't overpaid egomaniacs. (yet) 

36. Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sounds cool but guys named Erica aren't much of a turn on 

37. Our children will always come to Mommy first

38. Going shopping just to "look"-- guys will never understand

39. 3 Hour-long in-depth phone convos

40. Seventeen is much more interesting than Sports Illustrated