"You can't go in to something like this thinking about when it will end." ~ Seth Cunningham (at the very beginning of our relationship)

"I lost my train of....."  ~Seth Cunningham

"What do you expect it to be... screams of the orient???  The decorations would be like Japanese torture machines from World War II!"  ~Whitney Gill  (in regards to the prom theme "whispers of the orient")

"The only true test of love is time" ~Mr. McCartney

"A monsoon... now is that an animal or a big wave?"  ~Nicole Keller

"You never know how long a hallway is until you actually walk it"  ~Nicole Keller

"If you're feeling froggy, then go ahead and jump"  ~My mom

"Speaking of elves..." ~Nicole Keller (talking about something entirely not relating to elves.)

"Sock puppet porn...yea that's my new 'calling'" ~Whitney Gill

Doug: "Sorry, Seth I didn't mean to interrupt your salad."
Seth: "That's ok it wasn't talking anyway"

"It's the hardships in a relationship that make you realize that what you have is worth fighting for"  ~Kaylin Polster

"I don't have a watch... I hate time"  ~Whitney Gill

"So, do you think I could get pepperoni on my tuna sub?" ~Whitney Gill (being serious)

"Ahh!  I just got brain freeze in my eye!" ~ Seth Cunningham (after drinking cold pop)

"I feel gay... and I don't like it because I'm not wearing any pants." ~Nicole Keller (don't ask)

"Not backwards!  I mean REVERSE!" ~Nicole Keller

"I sometimes sleep when I talk"  ~Nicole Keller

"I love no school. Why was I not born 100 years ago when women weren't allowed to go to school. Screw this "equal rights" crap. "  ~ Kati Lutz