19 things to do in Public Restrooms

1.Stick your hand under the stall and ask your neighbor to borrow a highlighter.

2.Say "Uh oh I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that!"

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence with a bodily function.

4.Say "Hmmm.....I've never seen THAT color before!!!"

5. Drop a marble and say "Oh crap, my glass eye!!"

6. Say "Dang this water is cold!"

7.Grunt and strain loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe from a high place and sigh with relief.

8. Say "Now how did that get here?"

9.Say "Humus, reminds me of humus."

10. Fill a large squirt bottle with Mountain Dew and squirt under stall while shouting "Whoa, easy there!"

11.Say "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters."

12.Spread peanut butter on a piece of toilet paper, kick it under the stall and then ask," Could you please kick that back?"

13.Say "Come on Mr. Happy, don't fall asleep on me now!"

14. Say "Boy ,that sure looks like a maggot to me!"

15.Say "Darn I knew that drain hole was a little too small, now what am i going to do?"

16. Play music with your butt-cheeks.

17.Before you unroll the toilet paper lay down your Cross Dressers Anonymous letter visible the next stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall, make it visible to the other person and say "Peek-a-boo!!"

19.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor and sing "Born Free"

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